YOU SAID:
I'm a hundred percent going to buy you a ton of drugs
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに1トンの薬を買うつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will buy you 1 ton of medicine
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに薬1トンを買うでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will buy you 1 ton of medicine
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