YOU SAID:
I’m a foot-flop wearing white
INTO JAPANESE
私は白い服を着たフロップです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a flop dressed in white
INTO JAPANESE
私は白い服を着た失敗者です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i'm a failure in white
INTO JAPANESE
私は白では失敗者だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i am a failure in white
INTO JAPANESE
私は白では失敗者です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i am a failure in white
That didn't even make that much sense in English.