YOU SAID:
I’m a foot-flop wearing hoe
INTO JAPANESE
私は鍬を履いたフロップです
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I'm a flop with a hoe
INTO JAPANESE
私はクワを持った失敗者です
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I'm a failure with a hoe
INTO JAPANESE
鍬では失敗だ
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A hoe fails
INTO JAPANESE
鍬が失敗する
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hoe fail
INTO JAPANESE
失敗
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fail
INTO JAPANESE
失敗
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fail
That didn't even make that much sense in English.