YOU SAID:
I'm a douchebag who knows how to pet cats
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫を飼う方法を知っている潅水袋です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a watering bag that knows how to keep a cat
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫を飼う方法を知っている散水袋です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a watering bag that knows how to keep a cat
You've done this before, haven't you.