YOU SAID:
I’m a crumpled up piece of paper lying here
INTO JAPANESE
私はここに横たわって紙をくしゃくしゃにしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am lying here and crumpling the paper
INTO JAPANESE
私はここに横たわって紙をくしゃくしゃにしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am lying here and crumpling the paper
That didn't even make that much sense in English.