YOU SAID:
I’m a constipated lizard man.
INTO JAPANESE
私は便秘のトカゲの男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a constipated lizard man.
INTO JAPANESE
私は便秘のトカゲの男です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a constipated lizard man.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.