YOU SAID:
I'm a complete and utter disaster
INTO JAPANESE
私は完全で全くの災害です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a complete and totally disaster
INTO JAPANESE
私は完全かつ完全に災害です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am completely and completely disaster
INTO JAPANESE
私は完全にそして完全に災害です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am completely and completely disaster
That's deep, man.