YOU SAID:
I’m a bored child and I have a pillow in my face
INTO JAPANESE
私は退屈している子供です、そして、私は私の顔に枕を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a boring child, and I have a pillow on my face
INTO JAPANESE
私は退屈な子供です、そして私は私の顔に枕を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a boring child, and I have a pillow on my face
That didn't even make that much sense in English.