YOU SAID:
I'm a blyat named blyat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は blyat の blyat の名前です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I is the name of the blyat blyat.
INTO JAPANESE
Blyat blyat の名があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Blyat blyat name.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.