YOU SAID:
I'm a big, stupid doo-doo head that has pooped it's pants and needs to eat poopoo to survive.
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きくて愚かなドゥードゥーの頭で、ズボンにうんちをして、生き残るためにうんちを食べる必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a big stupid doo-doo head who needs to poop in my pants and eat poop to survive.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、生き残るためにズボンにうんちを入れてうんちを食べる必要がある、大きな愚かなドゥードゥー頭です.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a big stupid doo-doo head who needs to put poop in my pants and eat poop to survive.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、生き残るためにズボンにうんちを入れて、うんちを食べる必要がある大きな愚かなドゥードゥー頭です.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a big stupid doo-doo head who needs to put poop in my pants and eat poop to survive.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.