YOU SAID:

i'm 100 times more awesome than i was the day before the day before the day before yesterday thus being 25 more awesome than i was yesterday and in that fashion the day after tomorrow i will be 50 times more awesome than i am today

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨日の前日の前日よりも100倍素晴らしく、昨日よりも25倍素晴らしく、そのようにして明後日は今日よりも50倍素晴らしくなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm 100 times better than the day before yesterday, 25 times better than yesterday, and thus the day after tomorrow is 50 times better than today.

INTO JAPANESE

一昨日より100倍、昨日より25倍、明後日は今日より50倍良くなっています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

100 times better than the day before yesterday, 25 times better than yesterday, and 50 times better than today the day after tomorrow.

INTO JAPANESE

一昨日より100倍、昨日より25倍、明後日は今日より50倍優れています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

100 times better than the day before yesterday, 25 times better than yesterday, and 50 times better than today the day after tomorrow.