YOU SAID:
I Luke big butts and i cannot lie
INTO JAPANESE
私はルークのお尻が大きいので嘘はつきません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't lie because Luke's butt is big
INTO JAPANESE
ルークのお尻は大きいから嘘はつけない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Luke's ass is big so I can't lie
INTO JAPANESE
ルークのお尻は大きいから嘘はつけない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Luke's ass is big so I can't lie
You should move to Japan!