YOU SAID:
I love you more than I would love warm and humid places if I was a red onion
INTO JAPANESE
私がレッドタマネギだったら、暖かく湿気の多い場所よりもあなたを愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a red onion, I would love you more than a warm and humid place
INTO JAPANESE
私が赤玉ねぎだったら、暖かくて湿気の多い場所よりもあなたを愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a red onion, I would love you more than a warm and humid place
That didn't even make that much sense in English.