YOU SAID:
I love you like my dog loves eating my sofa
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私のソファを食べるのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog loves to eat my couch
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は私のソファを食べるのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog loves to eat my couch
That didn't even make that much sense in English.