YOU SAID:
I love wardrobes I like stroking nettles
INTO JAPANESE
イラクサをなでるのが好きなワードローブが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love the wardrobe I like to stroke nettles
INTO JAPANESE
私はイラクサをストロークするのが好きなワードローブが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love the wardrobe I like to stroke nettles
That didn't even make that much sense in English.