YOU SAID:
i love to stand on tiny horses from Mexico and eat pantaloons
INTO JAPANESE
私はメキシコの小さな馬に立ってパンタルを食べるのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to stand on a small horse in Mexico and eat pantal
INTO JAPANESE
私はメキシコの小さな馬に立ってパンタルを食べるのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to stand on a small horse in Mexico and eat pantal
That didn't even make that much sense in English.