YOU SAID:
i love to kiss my pet ostrich as she spits on my hay
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の干し草に唾を吐くように私のペットのダチョウにキスするのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She loves to kiss my pet ostrich as she spits on my hay
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の干し草に唾を吐くように私のペットのダチョウにキスするのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She loves to kiss my pet ostrich as she spits on my hay
You've done this before, haven't you.