YOU SAID:
I love to kill myself every time a dog dies
INTO JAPANESE
犬が死ぬたびに自分自身を殺すことが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Love can kill themselves whenever the dog is dying
INTO JAPANESE
犬は死にかけているときに、愛は自分自身を殺すことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a dog is dying to love can kill himself.
INTO JAPANESE
犬の愛が死にかけている自分自身を殺すことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can kill yourself love dog is dying.
INTO JAPANESE
愛犬は死にかけている自分を殺すことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your dog can kill yourself dying.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの犬は死にかけている自分を殺すことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your dog can kill yourself dying.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.