YOU SAID:
I'd love to extend my gratitude for your failure
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの失敗に感謝します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for your failure
INTO JAPANESE
失敗してくれてありがとう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for failing
INTO JAPANESE
失敗してくれてありがとう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for failing
That didn't even make that much sense in English.