YOU SAID:
I love to eat my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の妻を食べるが大好き。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my wife loves.
INTO JAPANESE
食べは、私の妻が大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat, love my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
食べる、私の妻を愛する。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat, my wife will love.
INTO JAPANESE
食べる、私の妻が大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat, my wife would love.
INTO JAPANESE
食べる、私の妻が大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat, my wife would love.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.