YOU SAID:

i love to eat my waffles, fried toenails, and my own little piggy potatos!

INTO JAPANESE

私のワッフル、揚げ足指の爪と自分の小さな貯金箱のポテトを食べるが好き!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Like eating the potato's fault, waffles my fingernails with my little piggy!

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモの断層を食べたい私のこぶたと私の指の爪をワッフル!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to eat the potato's fault the pig and my finger nails to waffles!

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモの断層に豚を食べたいし、私の指の爪とワッフル!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Waffles and ate the pork on the potato's fault, and my nail!

INTO JAPANESE

ワッフルし、ジャガイモの断層と私の爪に豚肉を食べて!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And waffle and eat pork potato fault and my nails!

INTO JAPANESE

ワッフルし、豚肉ジャガイモ断層と私の爪を食べる!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And waffle and eat pork potato fault and my nails!