YOU SAID:
I love to crack open a cold one with the boys
INTO JAPANESE
私は亀裂が大好き男の子と冷たいものを開く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love boys and cold open crack
INTO JAPANESE
私は男の子とオープン割れを大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cracked open and boy love
INTO JAPANESE
私は亀裂オープンと少年愛
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a crack open and boy love
INTO JAPANESE
私は亀裂を開くと少年愛
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I open the crack and pederasty
INTO JAPANESE
私は亀裂と少年愛を開く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I open the crack and pederasty
Come on, you can do better than that.