YOU SAID:
I love them itches and i love and all those garden hoes
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼らのかゆみを愛し、私はそれらすべての庭のくわを愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love their itching and I love all those garden hoes
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼らのかゆみが大好きで、それらすべての庭のくわが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love their itching and I love all those garden hoes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.