YOU SAID:
I love the teddy bear. He eats shadow people.
INTO JAPANESE
私はテディベアが大好きです。彼は影の人を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love teddy bears. He eats a shadow man.
INTO JAPANESE
私はテディベアが大好きです。彼は影の男を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love teddy bears. He eats a shadow man.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.