YOU SAID:
I love potatoes, and Potatoes love me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモが大好きで、ジャガイモは私を愛しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love potatoes and they love me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモが大好きで、彼らは私を愛しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love potatoes and they love me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.