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i love onions so much that i eat them because if i dont eat them i will turn into a fat penguin with five heads

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私はそれらを食べなければ5つの頭を持つ太ったペンギンに変わるので、私はそれらを食べるほどタマネギが大好きです

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I love onions so much that I eat them because if I don't eat them I'll turn into a fat penguin with five heads

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私はそれらを食べなければ5つの頭を持つ太ったペンギンに変わるので、私はそれらを食べるのが大好きです

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I love eating them because if I don't eat them I'll turn into a fat penguin with five heads

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私はそれらを食べない場合、私は5頭の脂肪ペンギンに変わるので、私はそれらを食べるのが大好き

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I love to eat them because if I don't eat them I'll turn into five fat penguins

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私はそれらを食べない場合、私は5つの脂肪ペンギンに変わるので、私はそれらを食べるのが大好き

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I love to eat them because if I don't eat them I'll turn into five fat penguins