YOU SAID:
I love myself so much that everyone is like omg she's so vain and no one likes her.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身をとても愛しています。誰もが彼女がとても無駄で、誰も彼女を好きではないようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love myself very much. Everyone seems she is very useless, no one likes her.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身をとても愛しています。誰も彼女は非常に役に立たないようだ、誰も彼女を好きではない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love myself very much. No one seems to be very helpful to her, no one likes her.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身をとても愛しています。誰も彼女に非常に役立つようではない、誰も彼女を好きではない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love myself very much. Nobody seems to be very helpful to her, no one likes her.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身をとても愛しています。誰も彼女に非常に役立つようではない、誰も彼女を好きではない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love myself very much. Nobody seems to be very helpful to her, no one likes her.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.