YOU SAID:
i love myself because you hate jumping into the pool because your lychee eats too much
INTO JAPANESE
ライチが食べ過ぎてプールに飛び込むのが嫌いだから、自分が大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love myself because I hate litchi eating too much and jumping into the pool
INTO JAPANESE
ライチを食べすぎてプールに飛び込むのが嫌いだから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate to eat too much lychee and jump into the pool
INTO JAPANESE
ライチを食べすぎてプールに飛び込むのは嫌い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate eating too much lychee and jumping into the pool
INTO JAPANESE
ライチを食べすぎてプールに飛び込むのが嫌い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hate eating too much lychee and jumping into the pool
That didn't even make that much sense in English.