YOU SAID:
I love myself and pants and Han
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身とズボンとハンを愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love myself and my pants and han
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身と私のズボンとハンを愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love myself and my pants and han
That didn't even make that much sense in English.