YOU SAID:
I love my shoes that are made of 100% ethically sourced, inherently hypocritical, animal cruelty-free leather. I bought them on a shopping trip with my family at a store that I fancied.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、100%倫理的に調達され、本質的に偽善的で動物虐待のない革で作られた靴が大好きです。家族とのショッピング旅行で、私が空想した店でそれらを買いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love shoes that are 100% ethically sourced and made of leather that is essentially hypocritical and free of animal abuse. On a shopping trip with my family, I bought them at a store I dreamed of.
INTO JAPANESE
私は100%倫理的に調達され、本質的に偽善的で動物虐待のない革で作られた靴が大好きです。家族とのショッピング旅行で、夢の店でそれらを買いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love shoes that are 100% ethically sourced and made of leather that is essentially hypocritical and free of animal abuse. I bought them at a dream store on a shopping trip with my family.
INTO JAPANESE
私は100%倫理的に調達され、本質的に偽善的で動物虐待のない革で作られた靴が大好きです。私は家族と一緒に買い物旅行で夢の店でそれらを買いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love shoes that are 100% ethically sourced and made of leather that is essentially hypocritical and free of animal abuse. I bought them at a dream store on a shopping trip with my family.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.