YOU SAID:
I love my racoon fetus hat.
INTO JAPANESE
アライグマの胎児の帽子が大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love raccoon fetal hats.
INTO JAPANESE
私はアライグマの胎児の帽子が大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love raccoon fetal hats.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.