YOU SAID:
I love my kneecaps as if they weren't actually mine.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の膝蓋骨がまるで自分のものではないかのように愛しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love my kneecaps as if they weren't mine.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の膝蓋骨が自分のものではないかのように愛しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love my kneecaps as if they weren't mine.
Come on, you can do better than that.