YOU SAID:
I love my friend kuso he is the best
INTO JAPANESE
私は友達のクソが大好きです彼は最高です
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I love my friend fucking he is the best
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼が最高だとクソ私の友人が大好きです
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I love my friends fucking he's the best
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼が最高だとクソ友達が大好きです
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I love fucking friends when he's the best
INTO JAPANESE
彼が最高のとき、私は友達をクソするのが大好きです
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I love fucking friends when he's the best
Well done, yes, well done!