YOU SAID:
I love my friend kuso he is the best
INTO JAPANESE
私は友達のクソが大好きです彼は最高です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love my friend fucking he is the best
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼が最高だとクソ私の友人が大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love my friends fucking he's the best
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼が最高だとクソ友達が大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love fucking friends when he's the best
INTO JAPANESE
彼が最高のとき、私は友達をクソするのが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love fucking friends when he's the best
That didn't even make that much sense in English.