YOU SAID:
I love my dog who eats people on saturdays.
INTO JAPANESE
私は土曜日に人を食べる犬が大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love dogs that eat people on Saturdays.
INTO JAPANESE
土曜日に人を食べる犬が大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love dogs that eat people on Saturdays.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.