YOU SAID:
I love my cat, but I think he's trying to kill me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の猫が大好き、私は彼が私を殺そうとするいると思います。
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I love my cats, and I kill him I think.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の猫を愛しと思う彼を殺すため。
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I my cats he loved to kill.
INTO JAPANESE
私私の猫を殺すために彼を愛した。
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I loved my cat to kill him.
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼を殺すために猫を追加しました。
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Added cat because I will kill him.
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼を殺すために猫を追加しました。
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Added cat because I will kill him.
That's deep, man.