YOU SAID:

I love monkeys so much, that every time I think about monkeys I always think about my wifes belly button.

INTO JAPANESE

私はサルが大好きで、サルのことを考えるたびに妻のヘソのことを考えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I love monkeys and whenever I think of monkeys, I think of my wife's navel.

INTO JAPANESE

私はサルが大好きで、サルについて考えるときはいつでも、妻のへそを思い浮かべます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I love monkeys and whenever I think of monkeys, I think of my wife's navel.