YOU SAID:
I love it when I go swimming and the dogs tell me that I am worthless.
INTO JAPANESE
私は泳ぎに行くとき、私はそれが大好きです、そして、犬は私が価値がないと私に言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I go swimming, I love it, and the dog says to me that I am not worth.
INTO JAPANESE
私が泳ぎに行くとき、私はそれを愛します、そして、犬は私には価値がないと私に言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I go swimming, I love it, and the dog says to me that I am not worth.
You should move to Japan!