YOU SAID:
i love hot dog because hot dog is not a dog... eat eat eat hot dog burger cola
INTO JAPANESE
ホットドッグは犬ではないのでホットドッグが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love hot dogs because they are not dogs.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは犬ではないので私はホットドッグが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love hot dogs because they are not dogs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.