YOU SAID:
i love eating my old shoes with mayonaise
INTO JAPANESE
私はマヨナズで私の古い靴を食べるのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to eat my old shoes in Mayonas
INTO JAPANESE
私はマヨナスで私の古い靴を食べるのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to eat my old shoes in Mayonas
That didn't even make that much sense in English.