YOU SAID:
I love eating cake and poo.
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ケーキとうんちを食べることが大好き.
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cake and yes love eating poo.
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキとはいのうんちを食べることが大好き.
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cake and yes the yep love eating poo.
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ケーキとはい、うんちを食べることが大好き.
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and cake yes yes love eating poo.
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキはいはい愛のうんちを食べるします.
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cake yes yes love yes eat away the.
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ケーキはいはい愛はい離れて食べるの.
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cake yes yes love yes, eating away.
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ケーキはいはいはい、離れて食べることが大好きです.
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hola yes cake loves to eat away.
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はいはいはいケーキは離れて食べるが大好き.
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yes yes yes yes the cake away, loves eating.
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はいはいはいはいケーキで食べるが大好き.
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yes yes yes yes eat cake with love.
INTO JAPANESE
はいはいはいはいケーキを食べる愛を.
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to eat the cake yes yes yes yes love.
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食べるケーキはいはいはいはい愛.
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eating cake yes yes yes yes love.
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ケーキを食べるはいはいはいはい愛.
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eat cake yes yes yes yes love.
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキを食べるはいはいはいはい愛.
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eat cake yes yes yes yes love.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.