YOU SAID:
I love eat small kids when he's crying
INTO JAPANESE
彼が泣いているとき私は小さな子供たちを食べるのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to eat small children when he is crying
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼が泣いているときに小さな子供たちを食べるのが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to eat small children when he is crying
That's deep, man.