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I love ducks because their're are the best darn critters on this darn diddily earth! ducks! yay! also i am not moving to japan sod off do something funny
INTO JAPANESE
私はアヒルが大好きです。なぜなら、彼らはこのくそったれな地球上で最高のくそったれの生き物だからです!アヒル!わーい!また、私は日本に引っ越すつもりはありません。
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i love ducks Because they are the best fucking creatures on this fucking planet! Ducks! yay! Also, I have no intention of moving to Japan.
INTO JAPANESE
私はアヒルが大好きです。なぜなら、彼らはこのクソ惑星で最高の生き物だからです!アヒル!わーい!また、日本に引っ越すつもりはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i love ducks Because they are the best creatures on this fucking planet! Ducks! yay! Also, I have no intention of moving to Japan.
INTO JAPANESE
私はアヒルが大好きです。なぜなら、彼らはこのクソ惑星で最高の生き物だからです!アヒル!わーい!また、日本に引っ越すつもりはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i love ducks Because they are the best creatures on this fucking planet! Ducks! yay! Also, I have no intention of moving to Japan.
Well done, yes, well done!