YOU SAID:
I love cats because they are cute and funny and great for memes. Therefore cats are better then dogs. Dogs are good but cats are better
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が大好きです。なぜなら、猫は可愛くて面白くて、ミームに最適だからです。したがって、猫は犬よりも優れています。犬もいいけど猫もいいよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love cats. Because cats are cute, funny, and perfect for memes. Therefore, cats are better than dogs. Dogs are good, but cats are also good.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫が大好き。猫は可愛くて面白くて、ミームに最適だからです。したがって、猫は犬よりも優れています。犬もいいけど猫もいいですよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love cats. Because cats are cute, funny, and perfect for memes. Therefore, cats are better than dogs. Dogs are good, but cats are also good.
You should move to Japan!