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I love bothering random and unsuspecting snakes because their small and smooth brains can't feel like the human species and all other animals can. they will eat you if you get too close even if you feed it every day
INTO JAPANESE
私は、無作為に無防備なヘビを困らせるのが大好きです。なぜなら、ヘビの小さくて滑らかな脳は、人間や他の動物のようには感じられないからです。たとえ毎日餌を与えても、近づきすぎると食べられてしまいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to annoy random, unsuspecting snakes because their tiny, smooth brains just can't sense anything like a human or other animal can, and even if you feed them every day, if you get too close you'll get eaten.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、何も知らない蛇をランダムにイライラさせるのが大好きです。蛇の小さくて滑らかな脳は、人間や他の動物のようには何も感知できず、たとえ毎日餌を与えても、近づきすぎると食べられてしまうからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love randomly annoying unsuspecting snakes because their little smooth brains can't sense anything the way humans and other animals can, and they'll eat you if you get too close, even if you feed them every day.
INTO JAPANESE
私は何も知らないヘビをランダムに困らせるのが大好きです。ヘビの小さな滑らかな脳は人間や他の動物のようには何も感知できず、たとえ毎日餌を与えていても、近づきすぎると食べられてしまうからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love randomly pestering unsuspecting snakes because their little smooth brains can't sense anything the way humans and other animals can and if they get too close they will eat you, even if you feed them daily.
INTO JAPANESE
私は何も知らないヘビをランダムに悩ませるのが大好きです。なぜなら、ヘビの小さな滑らかな脳は人間や他の動物のようには何も感知できず、ヘビが近づきすぎると、たとえ毎日餌を与えていても食べられてしまうからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to randomly annoy unsuspecting snakes because their little smooth brains can't sense anything the way humans and other animals can and if they get too close they will eat you, even if you feed them daily.
INTO JAPANESE
私は何も知らないヘビをランダムに困らせるのが大好きです。なぜなら、ヘビの小さくて滑らかな脳は人間や他の動物のようには何も感知できず、ヘビが近づきすぎると、たとえ毎日餌を与えていても食べられてしまうからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to randomly annoy unsuspecting snakes because their tiny smooth brains can't sense anything the way humans and other animals can and if they get too close they will eat you, even if you feed them daily.
INTO JAPANESE
私は何も知らないヘビをランダムに困らせるのが大好きです。なぜなら、ヘビの小さくて滑らかな脳は人間や他の動物のようには何も感知できず、ヘビが近づきすぎると、たとえ毎日餌を与えていても食べられてしまうからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love to randomly annoy unsuspecting snakes because their tiny smooth brains can't sense anything the way humans and other animals can and if they get too close they will eat you, even if you feed them daily.
Come on, you can do better than that.