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I love bacon because it is cool and it is delicious and a gift from god almighty and also the pig it’s taken from is fat so the bacon is very unhealthy which is bad but it tastes good which is good

INTO JAPANESE

ベーコンは涼しくて美味しいし、全能の神からの贈り物や太った豚も太いのでベーコンが大好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bacon is cool and tasty, I love bacon, as gifts from Almighty God and fat pigs are also thick.

INTO JAPANESE

全能の神からの贈り物や太った豚も太いので、ベーコンは涼しくておいしいです、私はベーコンが大好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Gifts from Almighty Gods and fat pigs are also thick, so bacon is cool and tasty, I love bacon.

INTO JAPANESE

全能の神々や太った豚からの贈り物も太いので、ベーコンはかっこよくておいしい、ベーコンが大好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Gifts from Almighty Gods and fat pigs are also thick, so bacon is cool and tasty, I love bacon.