YOU SAID:
I look like a cucumber had a baby with a button.
INTO JAPANESE
私はきゅうりがボタン付きの赤ん坊を飼っていたようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It seems that I kept a baby with a button.
INTO JAPANESE
私はボタンで赤ちゃんを飼っていたようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It seems that I kept a baby with a button.
Come on, you can do better than that.