YOU SAID:
I'll stop going fast when there's a picture of you on my dash
INTO JAPANESE
ダッシュに君の写真があったら、早く行くのをやめるよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If dash has a picture of you, I'll stop going early.
INTO JAPANESE
ダッシュに君の写真があるなら、早く行くのはやめるよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If dash has a picture of you, I'll stop going early.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.