YOU SAID:
I'll sleep with your dad and give him a child he'll actually love
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお父さんと一緒に寝て、彼が本当に愛する子供を彼に与えます.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will sleep with your father and give him a child that he truly loves.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお父さんと一緒に寝て、彼が本当に愛する子供を彼に与えます.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will sleep with your father and give him a child that he truly loves.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.