YOU SAID:

I'll slap the straight out of you

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのまっすぐを平手打ちします

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You straight slapped the

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはストレートを平手打ち、

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You straight slapped, strike

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはストレートを打つ平手打ち、

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You hit the straight flat noodles,

INTO JAPANESE

まっすぐな平麺を叩く

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Hitting a straight flat noodles

INTO JAPANESE

まっすぐな平麺を打つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hitting a straight flat noodles