YOU SAID:
I'll poke your eyes out with a fork.
INTO JAPANESE
00293: あなたの顔は火でつかまえた誰かフォークでそれを消すしようと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
00290:I think your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
INTO JAPANESE
00293: あなたの顔は火でつかまえた誰かフォークでそれを消すしようと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
00290:I think your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
That didn't even make that much sense in English.